Oh heck, I said I'd give this a try again this year. The haiku bit of my brain needs exercising. Hopefully it won't burn out - I may not last the course.
All the prompts this year appear to start with the letter B. I'm playing catch-up a bit, but here's my first two:
back from the pub
my big brother's kids
led astray by mine
(I hate the banjo one)